I was the bank today. Washington Mutual to be precise. I walked into the Lobby and saw a guy in a Members Only Jacket and some wicked Ted Kaczynski shades. He was being waited on by a teller who was about 6 foot tall, female, and a Hunchback. (IF you are thinking of looking online and trying to find Hunchback porn and you find it, please e-mail me a link. That is some shit I just can't find. )
For some reason Ted and the Hunchback both looked HELLA pissed off. I'm not sure what was going down Ok? But I was watching them and thinking, " If there was one day, one time that Quasimoto or the Unibomber here were going to snap and go on a killing spree today, January 17th at 11:42 is probably the day...."
So I did what I feel anyone in my place would have done. Yep. Got the fuck out of there and went through the Drive-Thru.
What can I say? I'm a pussy.....
Peace out Crackheads,
Speedoape.
I can't believe you went through the drive-thru. I really can't believe it.
ReplyDeleteDude, Philly would eat you alive!
-Phal